internet slang meanings:
- smh: sorry me horny
- wtf: want to frick?
- tbh: touch boner, honey
- lmao: lets masturbate all over
- lol: lick on labia
- omfg: obama may fuck golfers
- rotfl: rub on tip faster, lady
- wbu: wild boobies unleashed
- fyi: fuck yeah incest
- jw: juicy wang
- yolo: you only love oral
via The Huffington Post.
"It has nothing to do with race"
“Not all those who wander are lost.”
― J.R.R. Tolkien
i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s like
“sorry i’m not gay”
bitch i said you smelled nice not i want to lick your pussy
I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.
this story was wild from start to finish